I smell stomach acid.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Randomize
