Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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