there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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