ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?â€
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