I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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