We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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