I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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