I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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