she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Randomize
