Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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