That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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