so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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