Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
