Grow some girl-balls and come out already
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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