i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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