It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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