We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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