I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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