is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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