Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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