The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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