your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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