College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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You took a bar mat shot.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize