He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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