It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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