going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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