the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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