butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
