This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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