FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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