She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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