So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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