Pappa wants mamma naked
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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