When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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