We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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