I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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