You're my little dorito
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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