I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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