the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize