i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
they're like a gay fantastic four
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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