The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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