Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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