I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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He felt like a one man threesome
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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