Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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