Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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