Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Randomize
