How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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