Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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