I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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