You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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