I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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