i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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