we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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