You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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